My shoe doesn't give a shit!
That's right... Today, almost a mile in, I was distracted by something below me. Something was definitely catching my eye, but I tried to ignore it. When I finally broke down and looked toward the source of this annoyance, my left shoelace had indeed come undone!
Mother Fucker!
You have to understand something here at this point of the story. Most of you who are reading this have a frame of reference for how big I am. You also probably realize that in the past three weeks, I have done more physical activity than I have in the past three years. All of this adds up to a dude who weighs over 320 pounds, and is one lethargic, inflexible mass of gross. Tying my shoes is an ordeal on the best of days, however, compound this seemingly impossible task with the fact that my legs are completely cramped up (they really go for it at the beginning of the walk) and my inability to bend like a normal person, and you have me casually strolling along for at least a few more yards before I hear that little voice in my head...
"You wouldn't let your daughter walk around with her shoe untied, WOULD YOU?"
So, it hurt like a sonofabitch, but I bent down, tied my shoe and carried on... Yay me.
See you soon!
Also - my soundtrack highlight today was Finished Symphony (Hybrid's Soundtrack Edit) by Hybrid. I first fell in love with this music when I unlocked the "Untracked" Level in SSX (a snowboarding game that was a launch title for the PS2 in 2000). You can hear the song here... Enjoy!
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