Yeah - today was a day for trying new things.. I walked the farthest I ever did - 3.92 miles. I gave jogging a shot near the end - I made it just about 1/10th mile before I felt like I couldn't breathe anymore (a LIGHT jog mind you). Then, before my shower, I decided to do some push-ups and sit-ups. Here comes the story...
First off - Push-Ups... Fuck that! I barely got to 10 before slaying myself out all over my living room floor.. My arms are going to fall off tomorrow morning as a sign of protest.
Next up "Sit"-Ups....
Let me tell you something friends... What you call a sit up, and the fucking travesty I attempted this morning, are worlds apart. I could barely get my fat belly to tighten, let alone actually fool myself by coming to an upright amalgam of actually "Sitting Up". I did ten of my poor, sad attempts before feeling like throwing up... Then I took a fucking shower.
My song of the day (which I added to my Knuckle Deep Soundtrack) can be heard below.
I have some great pictures waiting in the wings for me to dust them off and show them to you, but I will save those for another time yo!
Man - my arms are already protesting my decision to try Push-Ups today. Poop.
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